So I was fighting this one guy and he was like "Common put down that needle gun and melee fight me like a man!" and I replied "Bring it!" So he ran at me with his bone saw and I jumped to the left of him and crit-chopped him in the side of the head with an ubersaw. That's when a pyro jumped down from the 3rd story and lit me on fire. I used my blood-sauger to keep me alive until I could reach the water and by the time I got there the pyro came at me with the axtinguisher. I popped out of the water like Jaws and took a bite out of him with my saw. After that I had my uber ready So I ran out in front of a heavy and uber'd myself in front of him and took a bow because I was the top one on the server now. My name is Shazbot and I'm a battle medic.